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Humor: God announces belated downsizing moves
Layoffs are extensive, including The Holy Spirit, as Heaven struggles to reform its overstaffed and obsolete management structure.
Steve Clifford
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Humor: For baby, catch a rising name
The fad for Biblical names requires jumping ahead to some neglected names, such as Judas and Cain. And make sure you Americanize those pretentious British names like Nigel.
Culture
Humor: A foolproof way to nab terrorists
Instead of pestering me at the airport about my titanium hip, just ask Who played third base for the 1986 Mariners? Or Name the man who peddled Charmin.
Culture
Flip Side's New Year's Resolutions
Polonius would be proud of me, though the Gates Foundation and Glenn Beck will be displeased.