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Black, white, and Orange

American is colorblind, especially with regard to birthplace.

Black, white, and Orange

by

Steve Clifford

American is colorblind, especially with regard to birthplace.

On Dec. 12, 2007, after attending a fundraiser where Barack Obama spoke, I wrote in Crosscut:

I support Barack because he:

has an undergraduate degree from Columbia.

has a graduate degree from Harvard.

is left handed.

Had he been born in Orange, N.J., as was I, he would exhibit the four marks of a great person.

Left-handers make better presidents than righties. Consider the past 40 years:

Left-handed              Right-handed                    Gerald Ford              Dick Nixon                    Ronald Reagan              Jimmy Carter                    George H.W. Bush              George W. Bush                    Bill Clinton

Also, presidents who have attended both Columbia and Harvard are far superior to others:

Attended Columbia and Harvard              Attended neither                    Theodore Roosevelt              Millard Fillmore                 Franklin Delano Roosevelt              Franklin Pierce                                   Chester Arthur                                   William Henry Harrison                                   James Garfield

Being left-handed and educated at Columbia and Harvard gave Obama an advantage, but he still had to overcome the huge handicap of not being born in Orange, N.J.

Birth in Orange, N.J., "the birthplace of presidents," is highly correlated with presidential greatness, as shown below:Â Â

Born in Orange, N.J.              Born Elsewhere                    George Washington              Herbert Hoover                    Thomas Jefferson              Andrew Johnson                    Abraham Lincoln              James Buchanan                    Dwight Eisenhower              Warren Harding                    John Kennedy              George W. Bush

Was America, in 2008, ready to accept a non-Orange candidate, or would  Orangism rear its ugly head? (In fact, Obama is half Orange, since his mother was born in Orange, N.J. However, American voters perceive the half-Orange as Non-Orange.)

Obama defused the issue by facing it head-on. In a brilliant speech, he stated:

It is true that I wasn't born in Orange, N.J., "the birthplace of presidents." I am not ashamed of this. I am not afraid of Orangists. In my administration, no one will face discrimination because of their birthplace. We can end Orangism and Birthplaceism in America. Yes we can.

Obama amazed the pundits by carrying West Orange, N.J., East Orange, N.J., South Orange, N.J., and almost winning Orange, N.J., proper.

Obama also ran strongly in traditional Orangist strongholds, carrying the New Jersey towns of Piscataway, Hackensack, Parsippany, Mahwah, Secaucus, Weehawken, Metuchen, Matawan, and Ho-Ho-Kus.

To his credit, John McCain did not introduce Orangism into the campaign, perhaps because he, also, was not born in Orange, N.J.

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