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Happy Independence Weekend!

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Mark Matassa
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In my small Southern Oregon hometown they used to put a sign up around this time of year: Don’t drink a fifth on the fourth if you want to come forth on the fifth. Good advice, I always thought, and catchy too. Also don’t mix booze and fireworks if you value your fingers. Not as catchy, but true.

On this long, hot holiday weekend, stay cool, have fun and be safe. Troll will resume Monday morning.

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