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Private health insurance? Press 1 to be denied. Otherwise, hang up.

If Kafka designed a health insurance plan, it would be ... a lot like what we have.

Private health insurance? Press 1 to be denied. Otherwise, hang up.

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Carol Poole

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If Kafka designed a health insurance plan, it would be ... a lot like what we have.

When  the envelope arrived in my office mail slot — I have a psychotherapy  practice in Madison Valley — I felt a flutter of hope. But it soon died.

Instead  of a check from a certain insurance company notorious for its  reluctance to pay claims, let’s call it Darth Healthcare, what I found  folded inside the envelope was a single sheet of paper.

“We  received the above claim for [client name],” it said. “Before we can  process it, we need information that was missing, invalid or illegible  on the claim form you submitted.”

In a little box immediately below, the letter asked me to provide “the following information.” The following space was blank.

We  hear a lot about the horrors of a government-run health care system,  the supposed inefficiencies and restrictions. But while pundits panic  about "death panels" and other hypotheticals, my clients and I are  adrift in scary waters, fending off real attacks by private-sector  pirates.

And  the form I'd just received was a shot across the bows. I’d seen its  like before. It was letting me know that a claim I’d sent off so  carefully five weeks before by both FAX and the U.S. Mail, with all its  i’s dotted and t’s crossed, and with a spare copy of my W-9 attached  just in case they’d lost the three I’d already sent them, had failed to  be accepted. My claim was in limbo, not rejected but not being  processed, either. The closest thing I could find to an explanation was a  code, “E8.”

What did “E8” mean? I had a free hour and thought I’d use it trying to find out.

First,  I called the number the form letter advised me to call. This led to the  usual round of recorded prompts, at which I punched in my tax ID  number, my National Provider Identification (NPI) number, and my patient’s ID  number and date of birth.

“For claims,” the recording said, “press 3.”

I  pressed 3, and after a fairly brief wait I heard the voice of a young man whose accent gave me the impression he was African-American, who very helpfully spoke with me for about 15  minutes. During this talk of course I needed to give him again my tax ID  number, my NPI number, my patient’s ID number and date of birth, and  the service dates on my outstanding claims.

He said that “E8” meant that my forms were incomplete.

“What’s missing?” I asked. He paused. “Well, um...nothing, as far as I can see.” Pause. “I don’t know why they marked this as incomplete.”

I  had heard this kind of thing before. The last time I’d called this  insurer had been about a month earlier. That time, I’d been told that my  claim had been marked as illegible (I think the code was “E4”), though the staffer on  the phone was looking at my claim and could read my writing clearly.

The young  man interrupted my reverie by offering to put my claim in for review.  This would take up to 15 days, he said, and he gave me a confirmation  number that probably had more digits than he had years of living behind  him.

We  were just about done, I thought, pleasantly surprised to see by the  clock that only 20 minutes of earth time had elapsed while my young man  and I were in cyberspace together. “Oh,”  I said. “Before I go, could you please let me know about a claim that  was put up for review about a month ago?” And I rattled off the  confirmation number.

He went quiet for a minute or two while I waited. Then he was back. Was I imagining an ominous change in his tone? “One question,” he said. “Is this a medical claim or a behavioral health claim?” “Behavioral  health,” I said.

“Well,” he said. “This is not the right number to call for behavioral health claims. This is medical claims.”

“Oh,”  I said, impressed by the utter unforeseeability of this twist. “But  the other claim we were talking about was also for behavioral health. ”

My young man, who was suddenly not my young man after all, gave me a different phone number, and then transferred my call.

Once  again, I had to pass the ritual checkpoints: type in my tax ID number,  my NPI number, my patient’s ID number and date of birth. The recorded  voice then offered me a series of choices, none of which was “claims.” I  listened again. “If you have received a letter from us, press 3,” the  voice suggested. I pressed 3.

After  a brief wait, a soft-voiced young man with an  Indian accent greeted me. After we went through my tax ID number and the other numbers, I thought we were becoming old friends. But it was not to  be. Five minutes into our conversation my new young man realized that he  was not the person I was supposed to be talking to. He was not  in the right department at all.

I  admit I took it hard. But I tried not to show my shock, or the fleeting  despair I felt at being abandoned so soon. “Will you please tell me  which number I should call?” I asked, and was glad to hear that my voice  was almost as blandly pleasant as the recording’s.

Another  number. Maybe it was the right one, I thought hopefully, because it  was not to be found anywhere in the form letter I’d been sent or, as far  as I could find, on the company’s website. Maybe this was the secret,  inner sanctum claims processing number, the one they gave you if you  proved your worthiness by never having given up hope. I  dialed. Another ritual entry: tax ID number, NPI number, and the like. “For claims, press 2.” “Please hold.”

I  looked at the clock: 11:38. Twenty-eight minutes and counting. I  wondered if I would have time to finish this call before my noon  appointment. The recording asked me, pleasantly enough, if I would take a  survey after my call. “No,” I said, hoping Darth Healthcare would not retaliate by  vaporizing my claims.

Eventually,  a woman with an eastern European accent answered. This time, I asked  her name (Ria) and wrote it down carefully on the sheet of paper I  keep in my patient’s file for this kind of information. “I was told this is the right place to call for claims for behavioral health services,” I said. “Is that right?”

Yes!  It was. So far, so good. Ria’s and my conversation went on very much  like the first conversation I’d had with the young African-American  man.

Ria, too, couldn’t say why my claims were being held up. But I did find out what had happened to my June 9 claim review. “The reviewer said that the claim was properly handled,” she said.

“Do you mean it’s been denied?” I asked.

“No ... hmm.  I’m not sure why they said it was processed correctly,” Ria said. She  was quiet for a minute or two. She came back on. “I think I see the problem,” she said. “They didn’t have your information.”

“What information?” I asked, and heard my voice crack.

“Well, your tax ID number, and your NPI number, and your office address.”

I wondered how on earth they had sent me that form letter if they didn’t have my office address.

“I have sent all of that information in,” I said. “I have sent it in multiple times.” I paused. So did Ria.

“I’m sorry,” I went on. “I must sound frustrated, but I’m not blaming you for any of this and don’t mean to take it out on you.”

“That’s OK,” Ria said. “I understand.”

I  tried again. “I have sent in information many times in response to  hearing that my claims were being held up for lack of information; but no matter how I send it in, by mail or FAX or even directly on the  phone, it doesn’t seem to be received. I would appreciate any help or  advice you can give me in getting my claims resolved.”

Ria said, “Well, I think I see the problem. I think you’re not entered into our system.”

I  hope I exhaled quietly. “When I called last, on June 9,” I told her, “I was told the same thing, and was also told that I was being added to  the system then, during that call.”

Ria  said she would put in a request to have me added to the system. Then it was clear to us both that she had done all she could do, so we said  goodbye.

“Have  a great day,” she said, sounding as if she meant it, and I wondered what it was like to have her job. I was pretty sure I knew why her  employer had recently paid a nine-figure settlement of a class-action suit by health-care providers. They had set up a system that guaranteed I  would waste more time and effort trying to squeeze payment out of them than my claims were actually worth. Ingenious.

I  had five minutes to get ready for my next appointment. I would have to  wait until I had more time, and equanimity, to consider my options. I could ask my client to call her insurer about the claims or ask her  human resources department for help. I didn’t want to do either of these  things because one of the ethical boundaries in my kind of work is that  the therapist is there to help the client, not vice versa — though this  was an area where an ethical argument could be made on either side. I could also stop accepting her insurance. But that wouldn’t solve the problem that my client was receiving imaginary coverage in exchange for  real premiums she and her employer were paying.

And  it wouldn’t answer my larger dilemma, which is how to do my job in an  industry increasingly prey to outright crooked practices by corporations.

Is this the future of American health care? I wondered. Only three years ago I thought we'd all have a public option, the same quality of health care coverage our president and  Congress enjoy, which would raise the bar for all the competing  private-sector plans as well. There was a noisy reaction, and the actual public  option (as opposed to what was eventually approved) was defeated, which some people saw as a victory. But against the imaginary tyranny of "death panels," I see the actual tyranny of  people paying their premiums in good faith and believing they're  covered, finding out only at the worst time — when they're sick — that  instead of being taken care of, they've been robbed.